Jeez, am I the only one who pays attention to anything in this place? Honestly, you're all 'Oh poor Professor Rangiku, having to deal with dumbass students like that', and then you forget about it like, a week after it happens.

Honestly. We get rid of one Lightning Bitch, and another one pops right up to fill in the gap. Top job on creating that spell and leaving it just lying around, Rangiku. No really, I'm super impressed. When I grow up, I wanna be just like you! Except, you know. With a brain.

Fuck you, Sasuke Uchiha.

Where the hell does he get off on bringing him up? I mean, sure I probably hit close to the bone - assuming he feels anything - but fucking hell.

That boy...how the hell was I supposed to know what he was? For crying out loud, it was just a bit of fun, and I though he knew that. Honestly, how often do you have to tell a guy that you're not his girlfriend before he gets it?

Excuse me, but who the fuck wants to be in a relationship anyway? The last guy who wanted commitment also snapped and freaking attacked me.

Okay. So maybe I provoked him, a little, but--

I didn't think he'd get so angry. I sure as hell didn't expect him to snap and attack me. How was I meant to know? It...was just meant to be fun.

I wish I knew how he was. Or at least where.

Oh, screw this. Sasuke Uchiha's a bastard, and I knew that. I should have known not to expect anything different, and I'll learn from my mistakes this time.

Hmm. Looks like I have an apology to make.

Sakura Haruno did not sleep with Sasuke, all right? The information came from a usually reliable source, who is incidentally now wandering around with the word LIAR acne'd onto his forehead, least he forget what a horrid thing not telling the truth is.

To be honest, I didn't think anyone would find Haruno interesting enough to care, but there you have it. Considering it was Sasuke on the other end, I should have known better.

Anyway. More importantly, darlings, the weekend is here. And I'm sure that all of you willing be kicking back and relaxing, no?

Goodness, so much drama! It's everywhere! Why am I not involved?

Well, I'm rather late in writing, but there have been several things that needed dealing with. Like the fact that I am now the fabulously rich Lady Karin Carmody.

Why no, I'm not mourning my great-uncle in the slightest. He was a total bastard, and I'm sure that everyone who ever met him would agree. Not saying he deserved to die, as such, but if he left me better off and finally, I have my title. Why it went to him in the first place, I'm sure I don't know.

So there.

Anyway, what's new in your worlds, hmm? I am so bored right now, I could stab myself in the eye. Except that would hurt, so I'll refrain.

Edit: Oh, look at what I've managed to dig up! To those interested, it seems that it was Larxene who kissed Ino, being the mindfucker that she is, and poor darling Yamanaka is absolutely traumatised.

As for the Slytherins wondering what the hell Sakura Haruno was doing in the dungeons yesterday, can you say 'booty call~'? I'll leave it to the imagination for you to guess who for.

OOC: Everything mark 'Private to Sasuke' has been wiped from Karin and Sasuke's journal. So in other words, I'm leaving it up, but that whole conversation no longer exists in Squarewarts.